I wish I was someone’s lame ass boyfriend
the proof just hits different whrn its in the pudding
sorry i said it was hot when you were bleeding out :/ you literally didnt die why are you mad at me
Like a fish in the sea
she says "u gotta try this shit," hands me water
i had enough of dating apps and the boring hey what’s up hi nothing wbu messages why don’t you just stab me instead then leave me on your kitchen floor and walk away knowing that your stab was surgical because u wanted me to live
kiss your cats head for me
we gotta give more credit to the ppl who draw those badass pics of screaming skeletons with fire and guns and motorcycles
god the gays you put on this earth to be in a shitty band that practices twice a week in someone's garage together are mutuals on tumblr living undrivable distances away from each other instead
ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on
Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.
he took a bath 3 times
his name is Organic Spinach
the cleanest frog in Michigan
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCAR AND JELLIE!!
a scarland ticket!
